One-liners on Holy men/women scandals
With the Nithyananda scandal, twitter users have gone bonkers and some of the tweets were really funny. Here is a compilation of few one liners taken from such tweets..
- I didnt believe first that #Nithyananda is world famous ! Now I dont have a choice…
- Holy fuck was a meaningless word until #Nithyananda happened.
- Nithyananda took his name very seriouosly. And you say what’s in a name?
- official site says….”SERVICE NOT AVAILABLE” what a double meaning msg left by them
- Well the truth is that, the camera that recorded the scandal was installed to check if #nithyananda dies his hair black or not.
- He actually was following ‘ A titty devo bhava ‘ (atithi devo bhava)
- Apsaras seduced our Sages in ancient times they continue to do so in modern times
- NithyaNanda by day, NithyaNanga by night
- Come my disciples in the morning, Cum my disciples in the night
- Chanting by Day, Spanking by Night
- Hari Om.. Hari Om.. during day and Cond Om… Cond Om by night
- Brahman by day, Bra man by night
- Chamatkaar by day, balatkaar by night
- jogi by day, ramta jogi by night
- Kaavi by day. Kaami by night.
- arivurai in the day, aan urai in the night
- Fakir by day, Fucker by night
- ashram by day, besharm by night
- Divine tapes of swami nithyananda, starts off with Om Kamasutrya namah
- Ram Narayan by day, Baaja Bajata by night
- Aasana by day, Vaasna by night
- His Holiness by day, his horniness by night
- fast by day, faster! faster! by night.
- It’s Cool in morning, gets warm by afternoon , Hot at night.
- Yogi by day, Bhogi by night
- Jyoti by day, Jwala by night.
Links:
http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Nithyananda
http://blog.blogadda.com/2010/03/04/nithyananda-controversy-spills-on-twitter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUAIt8QFtks
Deva
LOL
Ratnakar
Hahaha…. superb.. actually i misread the heading as onliners….. i was searching for a video but i found something more amusing….great one